If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
I USED THIS AND IT WORKKSSS.
7:22 pm • 6 April 2014 • 264,632 notes
i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral
6:51 pm • 11 February 2014 • 284,815 notes
Queen Margrethe II of Denmark (then Princess Margrethe of Denmark) and Prince Consort Henrik of Denmark (then Count Henri de Laborde de Monpezat) pose for an official portrait, October 4, 1966
Long live Margaret and Henry.
4:19 am • 19 November 2013 • 6 notes